if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
(Source: ewhook, via look-right-throughme)
1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
Can we just take a moment to.. please? Aww..