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for my followers who got a little too much sun, just a reminder this is here! happy summer
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed